Desktop Therapist

Meet Gregory, the balding Desktop Therapist. Helping you improve your thinking patterns and work on your coping skills!

Gregory is your very own 24/7 therapist, offering soothing support from the comfort of your desk. You can talk to him for hours and hours!

Express your emotions, talk to him about your past relationships, or let him know who's bothering you in the office!

He's sure to ask you all the important questions as he challenges your feelings and connects with you where you're at!

Some words of wisdom include:

Uh huh... What do you think would make you feel better?
Why don't you spend some time reflecting on that?
And what do we do when we feel like this?
Tell me about your mother... What was your childhood like?
Between now and the next time we meet, I want you to start a journal.
That's all we have time for today!
Disclaimer: Not a licensed therapist, at least not anywhere this product is sold!

Requires 3 x LR44 button cell batteries (included).